Emo Philips People Quotations

People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.

You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi!

People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.

Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.

I don't really hang out with people. I like to be by myself. In fact, I've been arrested a few times because I like to walk around at two or three in the morning, looking at shop windows. The cops take me to the station and fingerprint me. But I wouldn't call that hanging out.

You know what I hate the most? People that imitate owls.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

I think of people as members of an audience. But an audience acts independently of every individual. It's an organism on its own. I focus on that living hydra in the dark.