Emo Philips Wife Quotations

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.

You should get married. When I was younger, I was into the fame and fortune, and now I realize that a loving wife and happy children - that's life's greatest consolation prize.

I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat.