Emo Philips Girl Quotations
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- Cassandra Clare
- Taylor Swift
- Libba Bray
- John Green
- Marilyn Monroe
- Ally Carter
- Rick Riordan
- F Scott Fitzgerald
- Justin Bieber
- Malala Yousafzai
- Sarah Dessen
- Richelle Mead
- Rodney Dangerfield
- Nicki Minaj
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Haruki Murakami
- Jack Kerouac
- Jeffrey Eugenides
- Louisa May Alcott
- Miley Cyrus
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Men Quotes
I think it's good to know more than the average guy. If I'm in a bar now and some pretty girl is talking to some handsome 24-year-old man, I'll say, "Okay, who's the emperor after Caligula? What chief mistake did Marcus Aurelius make in choosing a successor?" He'll just look like an idiot. She'll just gravitate toward me, I'm thinking. It works in Detroit.
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Jobs Quotes
What is eternity? You're on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They all have two carts and coupons for every item. They are all paying by check. None of them have ID. It's the checkout girl's first day on the job. She doesn't speak any English. Take away fifteen minutes from that, and you begin to get an idea of what eternity is.