Rita Rudner Jobs Quotations

I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.