Rita Rudner Love Quotations

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

I'm not a person who likes authority. I just love the fact that it's up to me, and I go straight to the audience.

Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other.

I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."