David Letterman Osama Bin Laden Quotations

The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.

There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.

They found a scrapbook with photos of Osama bin Laden from the '90s, and they're studying each and every photo very, very closely. My favorite shot of Osama bin Laden was right between the eyes.