But down in Florida in the early voting, there were computer glitches, confusing ballots, long lines and chaos. And when President Bush heard about this, he said, 'Mission accomplished!'
I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.