Britney Spears Funny Quotations

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.

Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.

Where the hell is Australia anyway?