Lenny Bruce Funny Quotations

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.