Rodney Dangerfield Car Quotations

Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.

I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two.

I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.