I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?