Sarah Silverman Humor Quotations

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.